Maybe it is just for the good of my health...

The TES magazine reports a Year 1 pupil's question to their teacher:

"What job do you do?"

Before you think that this sort of mistake is unique to 5 year olds, one of the teachers today reported that she'd left her payslip on her desk, and was asked by one of her Year 7 what it was. She explained that it was her payslip, and that she'd just been paid. The response,

"Oh, so what do you do then?"

It's hard to know how to respond to that...